Ma’am, put your hands on your head, and step away from the mirror.
I didn’t want to be the one to say it, but I think you’re abusing your mirror privileges.
The poor innocent mirrors don’t want to be stared into for hours and hours, being an unwilling accomplice to your own self destruction.
I know, I asked them.
They told me that they hate the way they’re being abused with overuse.
Not to mention that you’re always invading their personal space, inspecting yourself from a mere two inches away. I don’t know about you, but I think it’s super awkward when someone gets all up in your face like that, and so does your mirror. [Read more…]